Sacked

10 Downing Street.                                         XX Wxxxxxxx rd
Westminster.                                                              Gxxxxxxxx
London.                                                                      Chesterfield
8/9/16

Dear Mrs May,
I am writing as your employer to inform you that we are terminating your contract forthwith.
This is with immediate effect due to issues of gross misconduct. You have misrepresented yourself and given that you have not been given mandate in regard to your assumed post you must relinquish all title and position.
You may leave the keys to the company house and your offices with the police officer outside your front door.
You also are now likely to be subject to police investigation as to your actions in rewarding national government contracts to a company your husband has represented and holds significant shares in. It is also apparent you have awarded the same company assets at way below the market value that belonged not to you but to the people of the UK.
If you are prosecuted and found guilty we the people will push for a significant custodial sentence.
It is demanded that there be an immediate and fair general election overseen by the United Nations. The current firm that undertakes the role having been found to be owned by Conservative Party politicians, donors and Members.
Yours

Simon Jones
Citizen of the United Kingdom