Jonesy, simply a human

I have had a bit of an Eureka Moment just now. Please bear with me and let me explain.
Ok here goes. I currently am on Duloxatine tablets for my Fibromyalgia. These meds are to counteract the pain and exhaustion but also are a strong and over potent anti-depressant.
When taking this tablet there are times that I feel outside of reality. A person looking in on someone else’s existence, maybe akin to an ancient god following some fabled hero (no I haven’t a god complex nor believe myself to be a hero, its just a description to put the haze into some context).
I see the actions of this other being but have no direct control over them, just an ability to suggest paths or identify choices.
This is not a permanent state, it sort of comes & goes.
So anyway I started to wonder if this is how the masses are? A more common state than we really think it is. Maybe through drugs either administered in food, water or from the air, or even through some subliminal iisterhypnosis?
Daft hey? Yep maybe a little but again context time…
People now are waking up slowly to how we have been manipulated by the establishment and politicians. But it is slow. Whats more worrying is many are not waking up to it. They accept claims that the Royals and various MP’s and celebs have not only physically and sexually abused kids but even killed them, they accept the government changing the laws to ensure the allegations are not investigated. But a couple of years ago even if a suspected paedophile moved onto a housing estate there were riots.
They also just accepted the Prime Minister (Cameron at the time) had put his penis in a dead Pigs Head. A few jokes was the only fall out for him.
The accept that the Tories and in particular Teresa May has been privatising state assets for years and selling them off to G4 which is the company owned by her husbands hedge fund.
They accept that one minute we have no super powers as enemies but suddenly when questions are asked about Trident (the Nuclear Deterrent owned by the US, controlled by the US but placed on submarines built by the French but crewed and paid for by the British) we suddenly have Russia as an enemy.
They accept that Saudi Arabia, the most oppressive, intolerant, torturous and murderous regime in the world is our best friend on the world stage. That they are our allies. That we supply them with weapons they use to kill and maim innocents with. That we train their military to do this.
These issues are only the tip of the Iceberg, and sadly the UK seems to be the Titanic.
The British people have been for centuries been at the forefront of human rights. Yes we have also carried out atrocities but were taught that our country learned from the error of its ways. If so then why are we now the oppressors on the world stage?
Why are the British people accepting the need for food banks, blaming the poorest for austerity even though its no secret the economy here and throughout the world was destroyed by the greed and corruption of Bankers, Politicians and the Rich. The ‘Establishment’.
I truly cannot believe the majority of the people are so intellectually challenged or even so uncaring that they cannot recognise this.
This brings me back to my point. Is it drugs? Is it hypnosis? Is it both? It has to be subliminal. Maybe a message transmitted with Corri and Eastenders? I do not know. I do know its not right. This is not how things should or are meant to be.
I call the current situation the ‘Hypno-State’. For that truly is my only explanation. I cannot believe the masses believe that the vulnerable deserve to starve, live on the streets or die of malnutrition or exposure.
Most people I know are caring, intelligent and loving, yet they cannot see the evil (for that is the best way to describe it) regime we live under. So again I beg for all of them to ‘WAKE UP’. PLEASE BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!
Jonesy

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Well I have decided to do a fan dance to raise some money. (not for charity, just to raise some money). I have been practicing in front of a full length mirror for some time (would never do anything with the Scum. Oops mean Sun) and have made myself a cheeky little thong from bits of cycle inner tube and bacofoil.
I have mastered the ‘twerk’ and have ensured my Lord Garden (male version of Lady Garden) has been trimmed with the finely honed skills perfected over generations of a master topographer. My chest and back hair are platted in true nordic style.
Due to the added elasticity the rubber within the thong provides, along with a little vulcan rubber glue, I have been able to shape my rather grand overhang into a more than passable sculpture of that iconic American Landmark, Mount Rushmore. I have however replaced Homer Simpsons head with that of Buffoon Boris, purely due to a huge clump of straight blonde hair I did not have the heart to immac (now called Veet, I am told) away.
I have done this purely by reshaping my ample belly skin and have not used body paint or tattoos.
Sadly given my mobility issues I have had to rethink the pole dance section of my act. Its now a ladder dance, where I pose in new positions upon each step. Number eight is definitely worth waiting for.
There will be a brief interlude during the performance to facilitate the effects of my Crohns and Diabetes. I can assure you all this is an essential break under audience health and safety given that I will be wearing the rubber and bacofoil thong. (Think the worlds most terrible water cannon and a mud slide.)
Anyway if all goes well upon the night I shall be able to buy myself a plane ticket to South Africa for the winter.
Right now you have read this far I just want to inform you I now stock a full range of Acme Brain Bleach. Only £9.99 a litre.
Thanks for reading, hope you don’t have nightmares,
Jonesy.

I know when I post politics many skim past. It is boring to most and misunderstood by many. To be honest when I see phrases like neoliberalism I tend to do the same. So this is my easy guide to British Politics:
1. The Conservatives, also known as Tory’s, bastards, twats and rich gits to name some terms. These arseholes steal from not only the country but the poor , disabled, unwaged, and elderly. They have no understanding of poverty as it doesn’t happen to them, and homelessness just means another ‘beggar’ to trip over on the tube. They have no compassion and do not care if the likes of you or me die, they certainly don’t encourage us to live.
These are the wankers that strip our country of assets, steal our rights, and use the imagined threat of terror not only to restrict and watch you, but to build hatred so they can keep us all divided.
2. The liberal Democrats, lib dems, or commonly known as who? These are the useless party. They have no views, no morals, no commitment. They suck up to whoever is in power. Their colour is orange because they have no primary beliefs. Their most common phrase is ‘well on the one hand I agree but I also might disagree’. They are likely to sell you to the Tories and generally are pretty useless.
3. Labour. Now this is a difficult one, for Labour is a socialist Party. Which means it believes in the equality of people. The Leader JC (Jeremy Corbyn not Jesus Christ, but up there with the big man on principles and morality ) and a few of the MP’s are working with the members to make the UK a fairer and more pleasant place to live. Sadly though there are around a 171 MP’s and a few party officials that prefer to support the greed and corruption that the Tories favour. Its as if these erm people with differing levels of integrity have misread the socialist principles and seem to have by some freak mistake joined the wrong party. Of course their natural arrogance wont allow them to admit to that so they stay out of pig headedness (not to be confused with Dodgy Dave’s Pig headedness which was actually his version of foreplay).
So basically the main force developing within the Labour Party is now one of morality, fairness, understanding and is likely to give us a final chance of a bright future.
4. UKIP. Well firstly they were the party that’s only policy was to have a referendum to leave Europe. Well that happened, their Leader at the time conceded the vote even after being told that Britain had voted out. He then realised that the vote was on his side and promptly resigned. He then came back but when asked a question by a reporter he resigned again. I am not sure whether he will be back when you read this or whether he will have gone again. Oops there he is, oh hang on that was a french cheese, Fromage. So anyway no one is quite certain why UKIP even exist anymore except to give voice to right wing idiots like Britain Furst (the Banger Party) or the WRVS defence League, the ones that sew refugees into tents and force feed them stale scones.
There are a few other parties such as the SNP (Scottish Nationalists) who are very good if your Scottish or live north of Carlisle. The Clyde Cymru who are possibly good if your Welsh but not much good if you live in Kensington.
The list goes on.
Anyway its not my place to tell you what to believe but I will keep telling the truth as I see it. I will push for what I believe is right and moral. I will support those I see as people that bring hope and unity.
I want people to go read up on things for themselves. I often feel like screaming and cannot understand why my reality differs from many of yours.
Politics is important. Its life or death for so many. You likely included. If you fall ill under the tories or lose your job you are totally buggered. The chances are if they carry on with their cuts to society but bonuses for the rich, you will lose your house, family and maybe life. This is not fantasy but reality.
If you dont believe it go look. Do some research. Find out for yourself.
And do not believe that big lie, ‘I cant make a difference’ because you can. Each person that wakes up to politics, that sees the corruption, greed, discrimination and cover-ups, that starts to inform and aid other to waken up to it, each one of you makes a huge difference.
Anyway if your still reading this give me a ‘for fecks sake’ and if you like share it. I hope you do,
Your friend
Jonesy

This is something I wrote in response to a link that was shared by a close and good friend who will always I hope be so. It was in relation to Muslims and changing our culture.
Firstly I agree any one living in the UK needs to respect our laws and our culture as we should in other countries. However what follows is my personal comment:

What about the Irish? The French? The Spanish? The Welsh? The Jamaicans? The polish? The Jewish? The Asians? The Vikings? The Normans? The Romans? The Moors? The Scotts? The Africans? The bloody Wombles?
How about the disabled needing ramps or lifts? Bastards! The deaf costing society money for hearing loops? Those lazy gits on benefits? We all can make a million if we try!
Discrimination is a tool of the Establishment to divert your attention to the vulnerable, to lay blame away from their own corruption. Why fall for it?
Life is life, people are people, there are good and bad in all cultures, religions, races, abilities and yes even classes. You know this is true. You fear and blame what you don’t know. You believe the propaganda. Your life would be no better without other cultures being here, probably worse in reality, for then it would be you the media blame!
Wake Up.
Jonesy

Today is Samhain, All Hallows Eve and as such the barriers between natures force and our world is weakened. Today we have the opportunity to channel the energy from around us, to be a conduit for change. If each and every one of us takes but a moment, relaxes, feels our own body drawing the energy into to ourselves, feel it filter through to our very soul, to inject that energy with but one thought, an idea only you can know then allow that energy to be released into the world around us, now infused with whatever passion we decided upon, that energy becomes true magic, not conjuring or trickery, it flows into the very arteries of the Earth. If we all do this upon this one day, if we keep our thoughts positive, then maybe true change will happen.
Have faith in natures power, in our world, in ourselves, but most of all have faith in you! For I do in all of you.
Please give it a try. What is there to lose?
Jonesy.

Bodhran sounds its primeval beat
Warriors and kinsmen shuffle feet
Marching now with fervour a new
Defending us all from the elitist few

Targets are marked by our revolution
Rich class us now with a new repulsion
Battle to take back our rights and land
Time to draw that final line in the sand

Corruption and greed the targets tonight
Politicians and rulers now fear our might
End is nigh for those that shackled our will
Establishment blood is what we now do spill

Ended is hate propaganda and their lies
The silence still broken by pleads and cries
Only one outcome was likely from this war
New morality will rise and continue to soar

Copyright Triker Poet October2016

I see the racist shit is growing again. Ok the pics of the refugees in the papers! Ever thought they may be interpreters, chaperones and aid workers? Nooo you just believe a few right wing meimes and the mainstream media. Wake up! I have worked with refugee children and yes it is at times nigh on impossible to get an accurate age, yes some older youngsters may get in, but for feck sake is that the end of the world? Is that a reason to turn the real kids away? If ISIS want to get terrorists into the UK they can afford to charter ships, boats and aircraft. They do not need to hide in a camp in squalid conditions for months on the ‘off chance’.
Get a grip people and stop with the blind hate for all our sakes. We are caring and rational human beings that cannot yet prevent our politicians being corrupt right wing haters but we will, if we ever see through their lies.
Show some common sense, some compassion and humanity for once.
Jonesy

There he is lined up in my sights
Thinking back to childhood fights
Breath out I now count to three
A gentle squeeze and his killer is me

Slowly i change my hidden position
Death of this man my soul mission
Feeling tear welling in my dusty eyes
Tell myself its stress not goodbyes

Now I await a night time extraction
Laying in my hide feel no satisfaction
Another job done there’s no remorse
If I get back rest then another course

I hear the rotas chopping through the air
As a light explodes up all I can do is stare
The thunderous noise fills my dull head
Crew and all my hope falls down dead

Searchlights criss cross the bleak ground
Vehicles approach i swear there’s no sound
Troops alight from the backs of the truck
This time I know I have finally run out of luck

Do I surrender or give them a bloody battle
Chit chit chit I realise is a machine gun’s rattle
Dirt fly’s up several dozen feet away from me
This is it my only chance left for me to flee

Forcing my self to stand up to a low crouch
Beginning to run as I cannot afford to slouch
Expectation of bullets piercing into my back
My only defence left is a bloody vicious attack

Tossing a grenade in the enemy’s rough direction
Charging towards adjusting my fire for deflection
In front of me a volcano erupts with deadly flame
For this destruction however it’s not me to blame

From out of no where the cavalry finally arrive
This was the point I realised I might yet survive
falling to the ground as they now chase all away
I have to wonder what the politicians will now say

My instruments display to me that I am close,
Injecting myself with this one large final dose
Trying to acclimatise for where no one has gone
The Dark side where the sun has never shone

As the tiny capsule rotates and inverts yet again
One remembers all the training hardship and pain
The green light indicates the trajectory is now right
No humans left to celebrate this one fated final flight

The home planet we left is sadly finally now dead
This little craft was for the journey my home instead
But now it may finally land on this luminescent rock
All hope lies in the Ark sent before I pray it did dock

We killed off the Earth and all that ever existed there
A few survived long enough for their skills to share
Master plan Alpha was to build the vast Arks of hope
Skeleton crews caring for nature just enough to cope

I lay in bed watching another classic old film
Liking the sights to the exotic isle of Vilm
The Germanic Island filled with natures reserves
Fitting within the history of the nation it serves

Stone age people once did live upon here
Then later a temple to gods of teutonic fear
Mercenaries to a deity that preaches peace
Now protected in time for Gaia’s own lease