Jonesy, simply a human

Well every day I see memes, posts, comments and pleas to ‘stop the tories doing………’ or ‘The Government are going to ……..’ and ‘Cuts mean…..’ as well as ‘Austerity hits……’.
I get each cry is an individual issue but sadly we can no longer fight these vile parasites on single points. We need to have but one focus now and that is to rid the scum completely. Inflammatory language I know, but surely the time for niceties has passed?
We now live in a world where power, corruption, fraud, murder, assault, vilification, aggression, war, arrogance, hate, suspicion and blame are the main motivators for many. These were all terms I was taught were negative, yet today they are motivational speech on the part of the press.
People are lauded for how much they rip the country off by, how big their car is, how expensive their suit, even the school they send their obnoxious child to. They are given peerages for theft, for charging extortionate rates to the tax payer to blow dry the Prime minister’s wife’s bloody hair.
We now have a Prime Minister who is openly selling off the country’s (you and me, even belonging to your auntie Mable or little Chelsea next door) assets to a company – G4 which is owned by a hedge fund, which is owned by her own husband. Is this acceptable?
She also is intent on giving away our (yes our, we own it!) NHS to Richard Branson, the corrupt general Custer look alike that hides all his business abroad so that he has to pay no tax in the UK. Is that acceptable? Did you agree to it?
She has sold our infrastructure to various foreign regimes, many of which are oppressive and Human Rights violators, with a flare for cutting corners and using cheap materials. ‘China’ yep!
That brings me onto Human Rights, your rights. Those things your Grand Parents and Great Grandparents and yes even their Great Grandparents fought and died for. Guess what? Yep she has now completely stripped you of those. You have none. Well unless you are very rich that is. Then you can apply to that ‘old boy network’ that is the Courts and they will put the ‘oinks’ back in their places.
Oh and that safety net we all paid into all our working lives….. the ‘benefit’ (not benefit but earned and paid for) system, guess what….. yep stripped clean. People given about a £125 a week to pay for bills, food and yes rent (bedroom tax), oh and to save up for those months all their money is stopped through sanctions. But on the plus side, we don’t need to worry about these people because once they are in that much need they no longer matter, they do not count. They become a ‘social criminal’ not having the moral fibre or ability to thrive in ‘our’ society. They become a threat. It must be true. The Government and the media tell you it is.
Once people become that needy they become ‘entertainment’. The rich are able to abuse them upon the streets as a right of passage into their good old Bullingdon Club, and on top of that the staff in the DWP (Department for Work and Pensions) can have a book on who can sanction the most in a week, or even get the most to commit suicide through being sanctioned. Maybe soon it will be a Game Show, an off shoot of Benefits Britain? Presented by Jerkoff Kyle? (oh can I sell the rights?).
This is the country you are all so proud of. The one represented by the pomp and ceremony the Royal Family represent.
Sadly its where I differ from many.
I want to be proud of my country.
I want to be proud of my heritage.
I want to hold my head up high.
I want to live in a country and world where all lives matter. Where we cherish our young and old alike. Where being sick or disabled is not just seen as a ‘drain upon the public purse’, where we all are seen as bringing richness to our communities, our towns, cities and nation. Where no one wakes up hungry, especially whist others live in opulence beyond the expectation of fabled gods!
I dont mind a world of have’s and have more’s just not any with have not!
This unfair, murderous regime needs to end. However that end is achieved it does not matter. Life cannot go on like this. There is a time to shout stop. That time is now!
We are supposed to live in a democracy. Sadly given the boundary changes, the losing of votes, and yes I dare say corruption our country is now anything but democratic. So how do we win?
Well we stop getting irate at single issues, we open a single front! We agree the Tories and their greedy establishment has to go. We all focus upon this. We challenge them at every turn. We do this in ‘any’ way we can. We are fighting a war now. Maybe not with guns and bombs, without violence, but we are fighting. We need to mobilise. Get on those streets. Take them and our country back from the vile masters we have bowed to.
So get off your bums, have a think and take action. Lets show these bastards what we are made of.
Demonstrate, Demonstrate, Demonstrate. No more easy ride for oppression.
Jonesy.

The reason the sick, disabled and poor are targeted by the Government is they are not seen as being able to fight back, easy prey. Society’s greater apathy to oppression was clearly demonstrated in Nazi Germany not only before or during the war but even at the end when ‘ordinary’ citizens saw no wrong in the persecution of the Jews, disabled, or frail. These people that saw the Russian people as untermensch (racially inferior) and only fit for menial tasks. These people turned a blind eye to death camps and wholesale murder and torture. This is mirrored in Britain today. People taken in by propaganda, the ‘I’m alright Jack’ mentality. The adherence to the perpetuate lie that we are meant to be ‘ruled’ whether by the Queen, the government, the rich or the Establishment as a whole.
Individuals are capable of seeing through the deception but the masses just accept and follow the herd. For us to beat them we need to awake the people from their apathy, raise the beast of the masses out of its slumber. How as yet I do not know, but people need to see they are effected, that they cannot survive as it is. When we achieve that, if we achieve that, then the Tories, the rich, the Establishment and even HRM herself will need to recognise an end to their reign will be upon them. I only pray (or would if I had a god to pray to) is is done with more humanity towards them than they have shown us, and we the people do not follow the French or Russian Model of change!
Jonesy

The Angel fish was slapping my leg
The shark pinching me with a peg
The Gecko called Gayle joined in
The patience I had is now wore thin

The illusion of time is preying upon my restless concious self
Giving rise to further imaginings such as an evasive wild elf
Creature of the night are not always truly dark eternal souls
This little urchin of the faeries just determined to chase moles

She is still running around on my patch of soggy wet grass
When moonlight breaks of cloud to reflect on window glass
Screams of joy awaken me to realisation of the creatures plight
As the Elven girl dives into the small hole and is lost from sight

Gnomes are motionless without comment or audible sound
Though other more mystical creatures arrive to gather round
Now visible are unicorns, ogres and even a great dragons wings
As that little elf riding her captured mole now laughs and sings

Darkness gives to the grey light of another damp autumn day
The creatures disperse to their hides yet the elf wants to stay
Mole is let go and seems reluctant to disappear into the earth
If only we humans shared the little elf’s merriment and mirth

Okies since I have been berated and castigated for my views upon good ol’ Queenie and her lot, thought it only right I explain them a little more. Ok here goes, I started out in 1981 as a socialist, which I have remained throughout my life, I also describe myself as a peoplist, because I believe in people and all having equal and reasonable chances.
Even with my left leanings for many years I would describe myself as a royalist, I believed what we were taught at school, and to be honest felt safe in the knowledge that the Queen or monarch could intervene if they believed the government to be doing severe wrong to the country. I also believed they paid for themselves through trade and tourism.
I now see that me as naive. Why? Ok here are my reasons for my current thinking:
Britain has the same percentage or even less of tourists as most European Countries. People go to countries for all reasons but I didn’t visit Spain to meet or see their royals. Therefore apart from those attending Royal Events I don’t see them having any impact upon tourism or even trade (business people trade in money and tax breaks not royals). Although every Royal wedding does end up stocking Poundland with tat.
Yes people come to see the castles, palaces and the Tower, but not because of Li’l Lizzie.
Over the years there have been many allegations made against the Royals including some where the Queen herself was implicated in murder and child abuse. These should have had open, thorough and very public investigations, but instead there were cover ups, closing of ranks and more worrying law changes to ensure the royals could not be investigated. Call me a conspiracy theorist if you want but I find that suspicious and worrying. The head of state should be not above the law but able to be seen to stand for the law. If these allegations have been found or are found to hold any truth then the guilty should be removed immediately and tried in a court of law. The law should apply to all.
Now I know old Liz and Phil do get about in the name of the UK. And yay pay them for their time, but bear in mind they are not just rich but ultra rich, so maybe just give them a retainer that covers expenses? And I mean realistic expenses. We still provide the body guards, security of a reasonable level but nowt else. If we are responsible for the repairs and renovation of her property lets charge her rent and Council tax for them. I mean how many rooms has Buck house got? 775 rooms , 240 of which are Bedrooms.
£2,167 pcm (£500 pw) Fees apply for a1 bed flat to rent in Consort Rise House, 1999-203, Buckingham Palace Road SW1W
So we divide 750 by 2 (give her some bathrooms and a kitchen gratis) then times it by the rent of this flat and it gives us £9,751,500 Pa rent. And thats just on her one property.
It will be band H for Council Tax even though its huge and that means a mere £1,337.60 per year.
Also £124,800 in bedroom tax (conservative estimate).
So that means she should pay £9,877,637.60 rent and council tax (including bedroom tax).
Now she also has several other properties such as Sandringham, Balmoral and a fair few others. So I guess she needs to budget accordingly.
I don’t want her dead, she can still be called Queen, but lets get real. This is the 21st Century. How can we defend paying for a monarchy, including hangers on and their property when we have such poverty, austerity, food banks and deaths in the most vulnerable of society.
Royalty are basically movie stars that are paid from the public purse.
I truly believe times have changed. They are not a requirement any more and do not sit right with me. I truly don’t support a Nagan at the neck as the Russians did, but do want any wrong doing investigated, and if evidence then them tried, if found guilty sentenced as anyone else would be. I also them to stop leaching off us as a nation. Keep the hat and chair Aunti Beth, put pay yer own way now please. The cars are yours but no more helicopters fer Harry to go partying in unless he rents them himself out of his pocket and gets his brother to fly him there. And for hecks sake take that shotgun off Kate, she does herself no favours by showing her utter contempt for animals. Remember we are likely all animals to them.
These are my views. I am entitled to hold them. I am sure you all have your own and I respect them. So no hate hey? If you feel that strongly block me. Ta
Jonesy.

Well we all know two of the most searched out words on the wonderful world wide web are free and sex. This has been the case since its inception. Most of you have probably searched some similar phrase if not that one.
The world wide web ‘www.’ has given people access or rather the impression of access to all the knowledge in the world. In actual fact though that belies the truth somewhat. We can usually only search out information within the ‘public domain’ and then each country restricts what its citizens can really see. They do this by blocking search patterns, by deals with firms such as Google (oooh guess what Google doesn’t pay in the UK? Corporation Tax! I wonder why?) to ensure their search engines do not take people to sites that truly inform, report the truth, ot expose their corruption and propaganda.
Also if you search out certain phrases or access certain sites or more worryingly than even than, text, message or post certain phrases or words you become ‘known’ to the ‘security services’ not just G4 but MI5/6 maybe even MI7 & MI8. Who really knows?
Anyway I digress. The actual point I am making is that the ‘Net’ is not used to its potential, it’s restricted and monitored. It gives the impression of freedom and knowledge by stifling both.
Even given this view of mine, I still think it is an important tool. It scares corrupt and immoral governments (hence all the ‘anti-terror’ laws imposed upon us in Britain in recent years).
So when will I get to the point? Well thank you for your patience, here it is. For just one evening this week, any evening, I would ask everyone upon my friends list (and please share this amongst your friends as well) to search out a few different words. Please search and research (not just in an online dictionary) some or all of the following:-
*freedom (like free but so much bigger)
*equality
*diversity
*recognition
*corruption
*propaganda
*oppression
*distraction
*racism
Also please read something about Nazi Germany and the final solution, and then read about the Conservative Party Principles, the Establishment, the Masons and Socialism.
I am not telling you to change your views, I am not telling you to think like me, I am asking you to just read something, with an open mind and allow yourself to look with fresh eyes.
I know its a big ask. But if one person uses this to find out a bit more about lessons we should have learned then it was worth it. It would be nice to see what people find out. These words and phrases are off the top of my head, feel free to look up your own but use the net for something other than just Facebook, Ebay, Amazon or porn for just one night. Lets see what happens?
Please share. And please let me know how it goes.
Thank you for reading all of this.
Jonesy
(Triker Poet)

Firstly, I hate football and usually see footballers as a waste of space, overpaid muppets that prance about spewing hot air, however I actually have always seen Mr Lineker as a tad different. Even…

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Firstly, I hate football and usually see footballers as a waste of space, overpaid muppets that prance about spewing hot air, however I actually have always seen Mr Lineker as a tad different. Even as a young whippersnapper (sadly I am old enough to remember the start of his career) he seemed to be affable, friendly and have something about him that was endearing. It’s that reason that his career did not end when he left the pitch.
So basically a rare breed, a footballer with a brain. He has shown his integrity over the years, but now more than ever.
The SCUM (Sun) I will not call it a News Paper for fear of falling foul of trades description legislation, has time and time again shown itself to be the worst rag that ever graced the once fabled ‘Fleet Street’. It is owned and controlled by the most despicable of all creature ‘Rupert Murdoch’. This man believes he has the right to control government and your way of life itself. He is the worst of men with no morality or integrity. He dictates what you read, see and are told in almost all the British and a good majority of foreign media. This one man (using that term loosely too) is the antipathy of low life scum. He truly is someone who does not deserve to breath air.
His media monopoly News Corp follow his editorial dictatorship fully. He decides what they print, present or publish. To him the Sun is a joke, one being played upon all that waste their money upon it, that give it credence. They don’t just print ‘mistruths’ but blatant lies. If they don’t have a story they make it up, sensationalise fiction to support Murdoch’s own right wing hatred. He believes he has the power to bring down governments, and sadly he may be right.
By buying this paper, paying for Sky TV or supporting any other of his corrupt outlets we are giving him that power. We are letting this single person wield power. Prime ministers fear and suck up to him. He seemingly even advises the Royals what to say and do.
The Sun itself is written at a level of a nine year old, using Ladybird words but filling them with bile and hate. It promotes mistrust, and should be prosecuted time and time again for discriminatory and inflammatory rubbish.
I recently have started to ask shop managers and owners in Sheffield and Chesterfield to consider whether stocking this vile paper is a good idea, given its involvement in mis-reporting of Hillsborough and its mis-representation of the Orgreave attack upon the miners by the police and army.
So back to Gary, he has displayed a strength of character throughout his. Being vilified by the Scum. He deserves not only our support but our praise.
I therefore urge you all not to buy the Scum and please consider just how much of Murdoch’s Empire you pay into. Ask yourself if this man should be allowed to continue. We all know him to be vile but he is so dangerous too.
Think about it.
I will continue to ask newsagents, supermarkets and petrol stations to stop selling the Scum, if you do too they may just listen, and maybe Murdoch may just realise the people will accept him no longer.
Jonesy.

I have had a bit of an Eureka Moment just now. Please bear with me and let me explain.
Ok here goes. I currently am on Duloxatine tablets for my Fibromyalgia. These meds are to counteract the pain and exhaustion but also are a strong and over potent anti-depressant.
When taking this tablet there are times that I feel outside of reality. A person looking in on someone else’s existence, maybe akin to an ancient god following some fabled hero (no I haven’t a god complex nor believe myself to be a hero, its just a description to put the haze into some context).
I see the actions of this other being but have no direct control over them, just an ability to suggest paths or identify choices.
This is not a permanent state, it sort of comes & goes.
So anyway I started to wonder if this is how the masses are? A more common state than we really think it is. Maybe through drugs either administered in food, water or from the air, or even through some subliminal iisterhypnosis?
Daft hey? Yep maybe a little but again context time…
People now are waking up slowly to how we have been manipulated by the establishment and politicians. But it is slow. Whats more worrying is many are not waking up to it. They accept claims that the Royals and various MP’s and celebs have not only physically and sexually abused kids but even killed them, they accept the government changing the laws to ensure the allegations are not investigated. But a couple of years ago even if a suspected paedophile moved onto a housing estate there were riots.
They also just accepted the Prime Minister (Cameron at the time) had put his penis in a dead Pigs Head. A few jokes was the only fall out for him.
The accept that the Tories and in particular Teresa May has been privatising state assets for years and selling them off to G4 which is the company owned by her husbands hedge fund.
They accept that one minute we have no super powers as enemies but suddenly when questions are asked about Trident (the Nuclear Deterrent owned by the US, controlled by the US but placed on submarines built by the French but crewed and paid for by the British) we suddenly have Russia as an enemy.
They accept that Saudi Arabia, the most oppressive, intolerant, torturous and murderous regime in the world is our best friend on the world stage. That they are our allies. That we supply them with weapons they use to kill and maim innocents with. That we train their military to do this.
These issues are only the tip of the Iceberg, and sadly the UK seems to be the Titanic.
The British people have been for centuries been at the forefront of human rights. Yes we have also carried out atrocities but were taught that our country learned from the error of its ways. If so then why are we now the oppressors on the world stage?
Why are the British people accepting the need for food banks, blaming the poorest for austerity even though its no secret the economy here and throughout the world was destroyed by the greed and corruption of Bankers, Politicians and the Rich. The ‘Establishment’.
I truly cannot believe the majority of the people are so intellectually challenged or even so uncaring that they cannot recognise this.
This brings me back to my point. Is it drugs? Is it hypnosis? Is it both? It has to be subliminal. Maybe a message transmitted with Corri and Eastenders? I do not know. I do know its not right. This is not how things should or are meant to be.
I call the current situation the ‘Hypno-State’. For that truly is my only explanation. I cannot believe the masses believe that the vulnerable deserve to starve, live on the streets or die of malnutrition or exposure.
Most people I know are caring, intelligent and loving, yet they cannot see the evil (for that is the best way to describe it) regime we live under. So again I beg for all of them to ‘WAKE UP’. PLEASE BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!
Jonesy

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Well I have decided to do a fan dance to raise some money. (not for charity, just to raise some money). I have been practicing in front of a full length mirror for some time (would never do anything with the Scum. Oops mean Sun) and have made myself a cheeky little thong from bits of cycle inner tube and bacofoil.
I have mastered the ‘twerk’ and have ensured my Lord Garden (male version of Lady Garden) has been trimmed with the finely honed skills perfected over generations of a master topographer. My chest and back hair are platted in true nordic style.
Due to the added elasticity the rubber within the thong provides, along with a little vulcan rubber glue, I have been able to shape my rather grand overhang into a more than passable sculpture of that iconic American Landmark, Mount Rushmore. I have however replaced Homer Simpsons head with that of Buffoon Boris, purely due to a huge clump of straight blonde hair I did not have the heart to immac (now called Veet, I am told) away.
I have done this purely by reshaping my ample belly skin and have not used body paint or tattoos.
Sadly given my mobility issues I have had to rethink the pole dance section of my act. Its now a ladder dance, where I pose in new positions upon each step. Number eight is definitely worth waiting for.
There will be a brief interlude during the performance to facilitate the effects of my Crohns and Diabetes. I can assure you all this is an essential break under audience health and safety given that I will be wearing the rubber and bacofoil thong. (Think the worlds most terrible water cannon and a mud slide.)
Anyway if all goes well upon the night I shall be able to buy myself a plane ticket to South Africa for the winter.
Right now you have read this far I just want to inform you I now stock a full range of Acme Brain Bleach. Only £9.99 a litre.
Thanks for reading, hope you don’t have nightmares,
Jonesy.