Conscription?

How full will the prisons be when the children of the 21st Century all refuse National Service? Would any of us fight for these corrupt greedy cruel bastards in charge of our ridiculous tin pot ex superish (in the minds of the public school etonian mentally challenged chaps), erm ….power.
Guessing they will run out of space pretty quick.
And as for training the civilian population? Are they giving us all brand new xboxes with the latest “call of duty” pre loaded, coz that’s as close as I will get to a gun (unless it’s pointed in the opposite direction).
I doubt the entire 67 and a half million civilians in the UK could take on a single enemy platoon. We could hold bus races, or drone challenges, maybe a who has the biggest eyebrows contest? More chance of us at least coming in fir a bronze there.
Sunak we are not a super power. We have barely a navy left after years of neglect and profiteering, asset stripping by you and your mates has seen to that. The Russians and Chinese know we cannot use Trident. Ffs we know we can’t use Tridebt (oops a fraudulent slip). Our air defence is sparse and too involved all over the world backing US foreign imperialist policy, helping them build an empire run on their $$$$.
Our Army has been stripped down to supply other countries, and has no current appeal to any 18yr olds you seek to compel. .
The current government is as pathetic as those old films like The Mouse that Roared, but without the ingenuity.
Stop rattling the sabres you expect our kids to hold, and behave. You are some little pseudo toff with no credibility outside of your own boudoir mirror.